December 2008
“Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.”
– Bertrand Russell (via davereed: nechamaelle)
Dec 31st
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“Before a man can do things there must be things he will not do.”
– Mencius
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30 Rock rules.
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Dec 29th
Advice from Thelonius Monk
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Dec 29th
“Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?”
– Henry Ward Beecher            (via bunkercomplex)
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US Surgeon 'used patient's fat as a biodiesel to...
via allvoices.com: Dr. Alan Bittner claims that he had turned fat removed from his patients into biodiesel, he wrote this in his website called “lipodiesel.com” but it has been closed together with his clinic. He clearly wrote in his website: “The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel - and I have more fat than I can use. “Not only do they get to lose...
Dec 25th
Snowzilla, King of the Snowmen, Returns →
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Wookiee Carol →
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When pigs fly! (not photoshopped) →
Dec 24th
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Pay It Backwards: An Act Of Coffee Kindness →
(via cakeface)
Dec 24th
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Best signs at the Zoo
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Dec 24th
Ruthless price gouging!
Peter Klein reports: Please join me in support for poor, beleaguered gas station owners, the victims of unconscionable price gouging by ruthless consumers who are taking advantage of market conditions to reduce their demand for gasoline, driving down the price by nearly $2 per gallon over the last four months. More…
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Day Man! Fighter of the Night Man! Champion of the sun! You’re a master of karate, and friendship for everyone! (via livejamie)
Dec 23rd
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“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[...”
– Lemony Snicket (via hello-therelove)
Dec 22nd
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Remote control lederhosen
It’s the next generation of novelty lederhosen! Each 6-1/4” tall, plastic pair of Bavarian trousers is activated by infrared remote control technology. Just press the button on the 4-1/2” long, plastic knockwurst and watch in joyous astonishment as the lederhosen hops around and sings a merry little yodel. See a a Flash demonstration at hoppinglederhosen.com! Video of the...
Dec 22nd
The Hokey Pokey is a hate crime →
I read it on the Internet so you know it’s true.
Dec 22nd
The best dog costume ever
Most dog costumes strike me as sad ways of making an already pathetic little doglet look even more disrespected. But this one… it is made of awesome.
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Reporter: Will you run for public office again?
Don Siegelman: I don’t think so. I’m at a point in my life where I’d like to help others.
(via livejamie)
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Baby preacher got it goin on! Also, he makes more sense than most.
Dec 21st
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Awesome: 5 year old has his own cooking show on Portland TV Meet Julian Kreusser, a 5 year old with a difference: he has his own cooking show on Portland TV. Airing at 6:30 p.m. Saturdays and 3 p.m. Sundays on Channel 23 in Portland and east Multnomah County, Big Kitchen with Food features the cute 5 year old sharing loving recipes such as Chocolate Chip Zucchini Bread and Chef Julian’s...
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly
by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz Oh freddled gruntbuggly Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don’t!
Dec 21st
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The Best Craigslist Car Ad of All Time →
1997 Black Infiniti J30 4D Automatic with Leather and Moonroof (via livejamie)
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What happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok.
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